"Knock, Knock. Who's There? 'Could This Have Been a Text?' Doormat"

🚪"Could This Have Been a Text?" Doormat - Adding humor to your doorstep! 🚪

Ever feel like your doorbell is the most overworked device at your home? Give it a break with our cheeky doormat that asks the real questions: "WAIT, before you knock... could this have been a text?" Because let's be real, some conversations are just a screen tap away!

👣 Features of Our Sassy Welcome Mat:
- Artisanal Hand-Painted Charm 💙 (with love, always)
- Tough Coir Front (coconut husk fibers—eco-friendly AND sturdy!)
- Slide-Proof Rubber Backing (for those slick entrances)
- UV Sprayed to Resist Fading (because sunblock isn't just for you)

📏 Size Chart (Choose your fit!):
- Petite: 15"x23" - For the cozy nook
- Just Right: 18"x30" (As shown)
- Grand Entrance: 23"x35" - For the grandiose gestures

🌿 Coir Mat Realness:
Nature's quirks mean each mat has unique character with occasional blemishes, just like us!

🛡️ Mat TLC:
- Shake gently or vacuum the dirt away (no dirty talk here!)
- Gentle spot cleaning (protect the sass)

❤️ Gratitude Alert!
Thanks for popping by our digital doorstep. Questions? Curiosities? Reach out!